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Jessica Simpson had Casey Cobb; Brooke Hogan's got two (Ashley and Glenn); the Simmons' sisters even have a few of them. They're not just roommates or buddies. They are Reality Show Sidekicks. And they are a very important part of the reality television phenomenon. For without them, the candid programs that we've grown to love so much would mean nothing.

Paris Hilton knows better than anyone the value of the reality show sidekick. Once her “Simple Life” with pal Nicole Richie was destroyed by public spats–and ultimately a fiancé and two kids—she had to do something. She auditioned her own personal sidekicks via MTV's “Paris Hilton's My New BFF.” So what does it take to be a fantastic reality show sidekick? Read on…

Sidekick Quality #1: “Pedestrian” Good Looks – If you are to be of any value to your reality show TV Star, you'll have to make sure that you're not too beautiful. This isn't to say that Sidekicks aren't attractive. But in order to propel the popularity, you'll notice that the star's partner in crime is a bit less coiffed, less made-up than the show's protagonist.

Sidekick Quality #2: “Televisable” Personal Issues – On VH-1's “Brooke Knows Best” there is much ado about Glenn's fascinating life as a gay male. Denise Richards' “complicated” life also includes a familial sidekick: her dear Dad, a sweet guy whose tentative love life is often referenced on the program. All in all, you'll be a great sidekick if you've got some interesting personal problems to help make your Reality Star appear kind and compassionate.

Sidekick Quality #3: Comic Relief – The Simmons sisters have employed their cousin Jess to work as a front woman at Pastry, their trendy L.A. boutique. But the episodes can barely contain all of Jess' bitingly hilarious comments. The same goes for Real Housewives of Atlanta Sidekick Dwight Eubanks. His larger than life personality provides a great backdrop for the show's salacious nonsense. But you'll have to tread lightly with the comic relief. Become too popular/outrageous/interesting/funny and you might be looking for a Sidekick position elsewhere.

Sidekick Quality #4: Pretty Window Dressing – There is a reason why Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have employed such adorable hotties as employees in their Miami 'Dash' store. The ladies not only add to the store's overall appeal (some also serve as models); they validate the idea that all the Kardashian sisters' friends and associates are glamorous and lovely. You too, can be a good Reality Show Sidekick if you know how to speak “on cue”, and have an excellent spray tan.

Sidekick Quality #5: The Art of “Invisibility” – Dating reality shows have become nauseatingly popular on television. You'll notice that even these reality stars have Sidekicks. Both VH-1 celebs, Daisy De la Hoya and R&B singer, Ray J have consulted with their Sidekicks (Riki Rachtman and Lil B, respectively) as they decided which love interests to keep and which to toss. This kind of Sidekick is perhaps the easiest and most coveted position in reality TV. No one will care about your personal life; and quite simply, your presence will be largely invisible unless requested for some nondescript, episode-bridging task.

SOURCES:

www.vh1.com
www.mtv.com
www.eonline.com

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